I knew it! Jerry Seinfeld was out to rule the world!

From TRMUS1C Youtube Channel:

My fourth Seinfeld video: Jerry hatches a plot to take over the world with his side kick George. But in the end, Jerry wants to take all the spoils for himself while leaving George out to dry.

Music: "Beggars" by Thrice from the Beggars album. "Dream is Collapsing" by Hans Zimmer from the Inception OST. Thanks for watching, tell your friends! Twitter: @TRMUS1C

TRMUS1C, you my good sir, win the internet!

Another well educated MEME!

Noise du Jour: In Mourning - The Poet And The Painter Of Souls

Awesome band, awesome song, everybody should check out In Mourning's new(ish) album Monolith!

Here's their Myspace

10 Realistically Awkward Movie Sex Scenes

Via www.nerve.com:

 Or in this case, fast times in the Ridgemont High baseball dugout. We all imagined our first times would be thrilling. But only a few of us were right.

Now this is classical 80's sex scene all over, got love the sexyness of the surf nazis graffiti.

Check the rest @ Nerve

Oten... i present you... your next girlfriend.

Dude, here is your next babelicious girl. Just make sure she knows it first!

Google just became MPAA and RIAA's bitch!

It is a sad, sad day when a company like Google says, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T DO US HARM, WE WILL LICK YOUR BALLS AND SWALLOW YOUR FARTS!!!!

It’s taken a while, but Google has finally caved in to pressure from the entertainment industries including the MPAA and RIAA. The search engine now actively censors terms including BitTorrent, torrent, utorrent, RapidShare and Megaupload from its instant and autocomplete services. The reactions from affected companies and services are not mild, with BitTorrent Inc., RapidShare and Vodo all speaking out against this act of commercial censorship.

The entertainment industries’ quest to root out piracy on the Internet has yet again resulted in commercial censorship. A few weeks ago Google announcedthat it would start filtering “piracy related” terms from its ‘Autocomplete‘ and ‘Instant‘ services and today they quietly rolled out this questionable feature.

Without a public notice Google has compiled a seemingly arbitrary list of keywords for which auto-complete is no longer available. Although the impact of this decision does not currently affect full search results, it does send out a strong signal that Google is willing to censor its services proactively, and to an extent that is far greater than many expected.

It is a sad, sad day... read the rest at TorrentFreak

 

Enthiran is the craziest thing / action movie i've ever seen

Argh! Brain is Melting!

Christopher Walken/zombie/metal tee

WANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

...and there's your cowbell...

So, my birthday is just around the corner...
Not implying that someone should get me this, but it would make a sweet gift!
Check it out here

Vampire Tales - For Oten!

We here at Mind Apocalypse like to give each other presents. Here is mine to Oten, a real honest-to-God best vampire tale ever!

And now... for some Meme fun... i say old chap..

Weird-ass Post Apocalyptic Comedy - The Bed Sitting Room

From Boing Boing

If "Monty Python's Flying Circus" had never existed, Richard Lester would still have invented it. In 1970 he directed "The Bed-Sitting Room," a film which so uncannily predicts the style and manner of Python that we think for a moment we're watching television. The movie's dotty and savage; acerbic and slapstick and quintessentially British...

It's an after-the-Bomb movie, but like no other. It takes place at some time in the fairly immediate future, after England and (we gather) the rest of the world have been almost wiped out by a nuclear war. A few people still survive. Some of them ride on an endlessly circling underground train (powered by an earnest young man peddling a bicycle). Others roam through the debris above. They try to appear as proper as possible by wearing the right clothes. From his midriff up, for example, the BBC announcer wears a tuxedo. Everything below is rags, but you can't see that when he's broadcasting (which he does by holding a TV set in front of his face and talking.)

I for one will be hunting a good copy of this, but for those not so A/V quality minded there a copy on youtube starting here

Which Apocalypse suits you!?

I found that a  TERMINATOR APOCALYPSE is the one for me!

Nic Cage's Drive Angry = Total Fucking Crazyness

Here's the synopsis:

Drive Angry stars Nicolas Cage as Milton, a hardened felon who has broken out for one last chance at redemption. Hell bent on stopping a vicious cult of fanatics who murdered his daughter, he has three days to stop them before they sacrifice his infant granddaughter beneath a full moon. Milton must us his anger to go beyond all human limits in order to save his last connection with humanity.

He's joined by Piper, a young sexy-smart waitress who liberates her ex-boyfriend's cherry red muscle car in order to help Milton. Now, the two of them are hot on the trail of the charismatic Jonah King and his murderous followers. King will throw every one of them faithful under the wheels of Milton's turbo-charged Black '71 Challenger, to fulfill hist destiny and unleash hell on earth.

But the bloodthirsty cult is the least of Milton's problems. The police are after him, too. And worse. An enigmatic killer known only as "The Accountant." The Accountant knows what Milton is trying to and and simply doesn't care. With wicked cunning and hypnotic savagery, the Accountant will relentlessly pursue Milton at high speed across the forgotten back roads of the American south.

Fueled by high octane and pure rage, Milton and Piper must battle the onslaught of King's disciples, avenge his murdered daughter, and save his granddaughter before his last chance at redemption is revoked.

I for one welcome our new Black '71 Challenger riddin' overlords.
Seems the kind of movie i'd watch. Babes, muscle cars, shotting, and over the top nuttiness and explosions. So, fuck yeah, i'm pumped to watch it.

Cookies for people you pinpoint what's being ripoff'ed in the video after the "read more"

Nergal is out of the hospital!

Behemoth's frontman and bible tearer extraordinare, Nergal is out of the hospital and as this to say:

"Hey! What's up! At last — one could say. 

"After almost half a year of treatment in various hospitals, several cycles of chemotherapy, irradiation and a bone marrow transplant, I have been finally released home in a pretty fuckin' good condition. 

"I'm feeling OK, taking the intensity of treatment under consideration. 

"That was not an easy period of my life, but, as I envisioned, I left the hospital victorious. I never considered any other options, but anyway, there were rough moments, too… 

"At this point I must express my thanks to the people who made all of those downs fairly bearable. My parents — thank you. You deserve a monument for all your love and patience. Dorotka [Darski's fiancée, 26-year-old Polish pop singer Doda; real name: Dorota Rabczewska], thank you for your heroic attitude, love and support. I can't forget Doda's fans, who made a gigantic effort for me and other ill people. You rule! Absolutely fantastic BEHEMOTH fans from all over the world were organizing various events to make people aware of what leukemia is. To all of you out there — my deepest respect! Thank you — the real heroes — Prof. Hellmann,Dr. Piekarska, Dr. Knopinska, Doc. Giebel, Prof. Holowiecki and all the nurses of the hematology division of the Medical Academy in Gdansk and the Oncology Clinic in Gliwice for all the professionalism and great hearts. My bandmates for all the friendship and never-ending support. All my friends for sticking to me throughout the whole period of my illness. The list is too long to mention you all, but remember, you have special place in my heart."

Nergal will now go through a recovery which will last for several months. During this time he will stay in his flat in one of the Gdansk's districts.

He added, "Although the whole treatment went really good, as well as the bone marrow transplant and the post-transplant period, the next several months is the time when I must really take care of myself. Of course, I will have plenty of time to recover, think about the strategy and my return to the stage — which approaches imminently. (laughs) First of all, however, I must rebuild my physical condition… 

"Apart from that, I hunger for playing, I haven't been playing the guitar for a half of year now! 

"Really much to catch up, but also a huge motivation and a desire to work again at the same time. 

"This year will be a really important one for me and the band!"

Hope is back on stage soon, well and tearing it up like the beast he is.

  

Weightless Space Cats - I Can Has Gravity?

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thanks Boing Boing for my morning laugh

Jane Austen's Fight Club

In an epic effort to try and outdo Oten i present you...

Jane Austen's Fight Club

Noise du Jour: Insidious Disease - Abortion Stew

Holy super band brutality, Batman!

From Metal Psalter:

Like Bloodbath and Lock Up, Insidious Disease is another all-star side project.  The band features Silenoz (Dimmu Borgir), Jardar (Old Man's Child), Shane Embury (Napalm Death), Tony Laureano (Nile, Angelcorpse, etc.) and Marc Grewe (ex-Morgoth).  They play a simple and straight-forward style of death metal that would have been right at home on Roadrunner or Century Media during the late eighties/early nineties.  Shadowcast is the debut release from this star-studded group.  

More info on their Myspace and on Encyclopaedia Metallum

I Am Jack's Calvin And Hobbes

Where is Calvin's mind?

Noise du Jour: Broken Bells - The Ghost Inside

Thank you Conan for introducing me to this awesome band.

For more info on Broken Bells go to their Myspace

PS. Go Team Coco!

PPS. The original video is awesomer, with Cristina Hendricks as a sexy android, click "Read more" to watch it.

Oh Japan, will you ever change your crazy ways?

Fuckin Hipsters...

Noise du Jour: EL GUINCHO - Bombay

EL GUINCHO | Bombay from MGdM | Marc Gómez del Moral on Vimeo.

Via Boing Boing:

I can't really tell you what this music video is about, other than that it's totally rocking my world right now. Full warning, it's NSFW as it's got teh boobies, but they are gold painted and have sparklers, which I think makes them awesomer. There are subtitles for those of us who do not speak Spanish, but honestly I think it's better without knowing what's going on.

 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!

A dramatic reading of a review (or how to make a fuckwit funny)

Funniest thing I saw today, please enjoy as much as I did:

i reley dont wan to say this, but i have to now. this game is so esey. i mean, all you do is hit the spacebar. thats it! how is this an RPG anyway? you cant contrail anything but what it says on the screen! what if i didnt want to buy the potion? what apout quests? all you can upgrade is stranth? there is no way you can lose to the boss at the end! this game is crap! its not even an RPG at all! i mean look at it! in what way is this supposed to be an RPG if you can do quests and stuff? all you do is press one butten the entier time! explain to me! the athore coments al totol lies! is it supposed to be stick dudes? i dont even know how this damn game got the daily 3rd prize, or a rating of 4.26! pepole think this review is worthles. go ahead! say it! i dont care! im just trying to make a point here! blam this piece of crap!!!!

P.S the only reson im giving this a 1 is beacuase the voices where pretty good. but thats it!

Via Boing Boing

Noise du Jour: Warpaint - Elephants

For more info check their Myspace 

The Secret Life Of The American Cosplayer

Warning from Geek Overlord... this is disturbing.
Oten do not, i repeat... do not masturbate!!!!

The Future Favorite Movie Of 2011 For Mr. Oten

Now, i may be a wonderfull Geek Overlord and all... but if there is one thing i know is... my friends... and Oten is my friend. Which leads me to this... i believe that this movie will change Oten's life... i mean... c'mon... let me show you the plot of the movie...

Plot:

An evil alien bong crashes on earth. Its intent; world domination. Our stoner heroes are transported to the alien bong home world and held captive by nude alien beauties. Their only hope to escape and save planet earth; EBee, the original Evil Bong. The original whacked out cast of stoners from EVIL BONG 1 + 2 returns.

I mean... c'mon!??!?!  How cool is that?!?! And besided... it's in 3 fuckin D!!!!!!!

POLYSICS - Shout Aloud! PSY MADNESS IN ROCK MAKES ME FEEL FUNNY!!!!

The Ultimate MEME Video. 4Chan Creative Power!

This is sweet, Geek Overlord found this while searching for stuff just like this!

Lena Heady makes me go weeeeeeeeeeee

From io9:

Sarah Connor is finally going to see the future — sort of. Rumor has it Lena Headey, the fantastic Sarah Connor from The Sarah Connor Chronicles will be the big bad in the brand new Judge Dredd movie,Dredd.

According to Judge Dredd Movie News site, Headey has been cast as the main villain — a "gang-leader, Madeline Madrigal AKA Ma-Ma." And reportedly, she already began work on the film last week. We're absolutely ready to watch Headey kick some ass. Hopefully her gang will have very cool futuristic street-urchin threads.

I could stare at this photo for hours, girls and guns...

Correct me if I'm wrong, wasn't Ma-Ma fat and ugly in the original comics?

Record Labels To Pay For Copyright Infringement #Sonsofbitches

From Slashdot:

innocent_white_lamb writes"Sony Music Entertainment Canada Inc., EMI Music Canada Inc., Universal Music Canada Inc. and Warner Music Canada Co. have agreed to pay songwriters and music publishers $47.5 million in damages for copyright infringement and overdue royalties to settle a class action lawsuit. 'The 2008 class action alleges that the record companies "exploited" music owners by reproducing and selling in excess of 300,000 song titles without securing licenses from the copyright owners and/or without paying the associated royalty payments. The record companies knowingly did so and kept a so-called "pending list" of unlicensed reproductions, setting aside $50 million for the issue, if it ever arose, court filings suggest.'"

I like the part about them setting aside $50 million for the issue "if it ever arose" (read, if they couldn't get way it), and then paying just 47.5 million, do the math...
Just to remember people that you should, morally, kick any person that defends or is part of the music industry in any form that is not connected or essential to the existence, production and promotion of good music. And Lawyers, always kick lawyers in the nuts, it's your moral, existential duty.
If you buy music, and you should, buy used (or second hand) cds from small retailers, at fests or directly from the artists, don't feed the parasites.

Valley Girl Trailer (1983)

This is just one of those masterpieces of cinema that i will never forget.
It's about Valley Girls and has a young Nicolas Cage being all punky and shit!!! Check it!!!!

Noise do Jour: Plumtree - Scott Pilgrim

Fun geeky factoid, this song inspired the name of the über-awesome reality ravaging movie inspiring comic "Scott Pilgrim" by Bryan Lee O'Malley

More info on the band @ http://www.myspace.com/plumtreehalifax

Commissioned Comic

One of my favorite webcomic, enough said!

For more visit www.commissionedcomic.com

WANT! Paul, the new Simon Pegg and Nick Frost comedy!

The official plot synopsis:

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost reunite for the comedy adventure Paul as two sci-fi geeks whose pilgrimage takes them to America’s UFO heartland. While there, they accidentally meet an alien who brings them on an insane road trip that alters their universe forever. For the past 60 years, an alien named Paul (voiced by Seth Rogen) has been hanging out at a top-secret military base. For reasons unknown, the space-travelling smart ass decides to escape the compound and hop on the first vehicle out of town—a rented RV containing Earthlings Graeme Willy (Pegg) and Clive Collings (Frost). Chased by federal agents and the fanatical father of a young woman that they accidentally kidnap, Graeme and Clive hatch a fumbling escape plan to return Paul to his mother ship. And as two nerds struggle to help, one little green man might just take his fellow outcasts from misfits to intergalactic heroes. 

Originally posted at Terra dos Geeks by yours truly.

XKCD creates another good way to make my life easier

Internet!
Listen up!
I want it....Oh wait it does exist! Now to make people read it...

Neil Young - Love and War... I sleep on a mountain when i listen to this...

Noise du Jour: Lords Of Acid - The Crablouse

Thank you Zack Snyder for introducing me to this song

David Tennant is going to get married to daughter of former Doctor Who...

... who also, in a very complicated way also played Doctor Who, causing thus the (geek girls) universe to explode.

The only accepted time to start a sentence with "I'm a doctor" is when you'r Doctor Who (or someone is dying) 

This is going to get complicated, so bear with me!
David Tennant, the Tenth Doctor, is going to marry Georgia Moffet, who is the daughter of Peter Davidson, who was the Fifth Doctor. Nice, isn't it? But no, it gets messier!

"Will she have time for him? Ask various geek girls, just to be slapped silly for the bad pun"

She also played the Doctor's daughter, which was a clone of the Doctor, making her sort of 10 and 1/2 Doctor.
Bonus round, anyone can name who her mother is and what made her (geek) famous? Leave it in the comments and win geek cred.

Safety Dance - Literal Video Version (True Story)

"Now little man/ Jump as high as you can/ Well, that's not very high"

Are you sure...?

Are you sure? Cause... i really think those are the boobs i'm looking for... maybe if you just let me fondle them.. taste them... take them home with me and make a pilow out of them...

Brought to you by the Geek Overlord who currently resides in Terra dos Geeks

Speaking of churches---

You can build your own! And teach the children how to do it...ohhhhhhhhh


By the way, love the song, it's "Summoning Lupine" by Leviathan

Hey... look, a church!

Ladies & Gentlemen... a church... standing on its head.

Have a nice evening.

Retro Hot Babes and Zombies? You betcha your sweet ass!

So, who asked for hot babes in a 50's retro Zombie slaughter extravaganza?
You? Me?!
PLINGGGGGGGGGGG
That's right!


Thank you Internet for making my dreams come true, one at a time!
For more from this girls check their Youtube Channel
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What do George Michael, Faithless and The Kelly Family have in common?

I will tell you what they have in common... THEY ARE AWESOME!!!

These musics were landmarks when they showed up on our thingys that showed pictures and sounds.

First:
George Michael - Papa was a Rolling Stone

Why is it awesome? It has an awesome beat to it, the video is as cool as the 90's can get and the lyrics are sweet...

It was the third of september
That day I'll always remember, yes I will
'cause that was the day that my daddy died


Sweet, soooooo sweeeeeet!

Second:
Faithless - Insomnia

How can you not like this? The 90's rave-trance-whatever you want to call it just brings a tear to my ears. The Beat is awesome... and the lyrics... c'mon... the lyrics... see for yourself.

Getting stressed, making excess mess in darkness

No electricity, something's all over me, greasy

Insomnia please release me

And let me dream of making mad love to my girl on the heath

Tearing off tights with my teeth

But there's no release, no peace

I toss and turn without cease

I can't get no sleep...

Third:
The Kelly Family - Fell In Love With An Alien

If i have to explain this shit to anyone i will kill them all.
Read.

The moon went to bed, the sun growing red
A scarecrow appeared, and chased her in fear
She sent me her love, her love to me
And then we did grow, a big family 
C'Mon Now


I fell in love with an alien
I fell in love with her eyes
I fell in love with an alien
I'm telling you no disguise


How can you not LOVE THIS!?!?!?


The 90's were awesome to music...

Greetings & Salutations

I am Geek Overlord. Although you may worship me from a little awesome blog called Terra dos Geeks, here I will not be astounding you with geek knowledge. I will marvel you with pure silliness, with the most stupid of posts, with my unwanted opinion on subjects that I think are worthy of my most divine attention… I will make you laugh… or choke on some chips while doing it.


Be cool my brothas!!!!

This song isn't funny at all but it helps me sleep at night (Bo Burnham)

Thor - Trailer Oficial [Comments by Oten]

And an old fan favourite is back, if by fan you meant nobody and by favourite that nobody cared, now with 80% more fun and 100% more English.

Yep, it’s my Thor commentary in English!

Thor - Trailer [Comments by Oten]

Check out the original video and transcript of my comments after the jump...

Noise du Jour: HIFANA & 石川直 at DRUM MAGAZINE FESTIVAL 2010

From their wikipedia page:

Hifana (ハイファナ Haifana^?, "South Winds" in the Okinawan dialect) is a Japanese breakbeat musical duo, composed of KEIZOmachine! (Keizo Fukuda) and Juicy (Jun Miyata). The group formed in 1998, in the Tokyo neighbourhood of Kichijōji.

Sadly I japanese is quite rusty now a days, so I don't now the name of the guy on the drums, apart from the squintingly letters 石川直.
Oh, and a the instrument their playing at the end is an Asalato, pretty nifty stuff.

Mypace
Official Site

And now for some different geekary: Pervy Manga Edition

So there is was, reading an article at Forever Geek on hipsters (a.k.a., scum of the earth) (linked from here at Terra dos Geeks), my eyes wondered to an article about the best anime of 2010. Being that during my formative years I was a rabid fan of anime, but have since falling out of love with the medium, so I checked it, out for old times sake.

And I got stuck at number ten:

Yes, it's that kind of Manga...

"My Little Sister Can’t Be This Cute

There’s no denying that the majority of people that identify themselves as otaku watch anime, and a lot of anime viewers are probably otaku. For all of the lonely single male otaku out there, My Little Sister Can’t Be This Cute gives you the hope that there are pretty girls out there that like anime as much as they do. It’s also a laugh for hardcore anime fans considering all of the references in it."

I thought, what the hell, let’s check it out. And even better, there’s a manga version.

What are my thoughts on it? It’s the usual fan service, random nonsensical perversion lanced manga. So I read all the volumes they had at www.mangafox.com. Go check it out, you bunch of sickos!

Your friendly neighborhood pervert Oten, signs out.


Originally posted at Terra dos Geeks by yours truly.